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SMSU controls weather and tries to delay graduation

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer April 26, 2018

Several months back, The Kale introduced the SMSU community to the Toddler to Adult Center for New Graduates—or T.A.C.N.G. for short. Recent research shows that, along with the change to the title of...

Presidential Parade

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer March 2, 2018

Recently, news got out that President Trump wanted to host a military parade to showcase the prowess of the United States. The idea came when President Trump watched a Bastille Day parade in France. From...

Students aren’t drinking alcohol at Hawaiian Night

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer February 12, 2018

Feb. 3 saw Hawaiian Night arrive at SMSU once again. The traditional night showcased men’s and women’s basketball games. Students typically attend games dressed in Hawaiian or tropical attire. It’s...

Purpose behind SMSU’s waffle ceilings

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer January 27, 2018

Many of you may have noticed the ceilings around campus. A lot of them are the typical type of flat ceilings that you would find in a home or office building. However, in the lower level of the Student...

Holiday gift advice

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer December 8, 2017

It can be a bit difficult this Holiday season to try and find the perfect gift for a family member, friend or significant other. The Kale is here to help you with this issue, as well as other issues that...

Pennywise visits campus, leaves tell tale red balloon

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer November 3, 2017

There’s been a lot of hype across the nation about the newest It remake. The movie was met with mixed feelings, so the antagonist of the movie, Pennywise, decided to make his way across the country to...

Toddler to adult center made for new grads

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer October 19, 2017

It is widely believed that when those in college graduate, it means that they have finally evolved into their fledgling adult forms, and are ready to mature to their fully evolved form of a middle-aged...

SMSU Planning Committee loves last-minute ideas

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer September 29, 2017

Many SMSU students, faculty, staff and alumni have been making plans to attend SMSU’s 50th anniversary celebration and are dreading the end of the festivities. One group of individuals, however, could...

The Brussels Sprout is out, and the Kale is in

Kaleigh Farrelly, Staff Writer September 29, 2017

Many of you may remember last year’s satirical column, The Brussels Sprout. Cole Miska was the writer of this column, and we at The Spur couldn’t have asked for a better satire writer. But, he needed...

Most students raised in education cannot survive the wild

Cole Miska, A&E Editor April 20, 2017

A shocking new study reveals that most humans, when taken from the wild at a young age and raised in an indoor, simulated, educational environment, do not stand a chance when released to live on their...

Clones created to relieve RA shortage

Clones created to relieve RA shortage

Grant Kleiman and Fernando Tabares March 30, 2017

On Feb. 24, the Spur reported that there were new resident assistants hired to relieve the shortage of current RAs as soon as possible. Unfortunately, not enough new RAs were hired to fill all of the available...

Trump’s credible sources

Caleb Herrlich, Staff Writer March 30, 2017

On March 23, The Atlantic published an article worrying about the message that President Trump is sending the U.S. When the president says it, that means it’s true. Well, wait, President Trump doesn’t...

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